A Wonkette Reader Contest:

So What's Really Bothering Justice Stevens? "I know John Paul Jones was an alias, he was wanted for murder in Setauket, NY (now Port Jefferson, NY), and rape in Portsmouth, NH. No, my names is not really John Paul." Two British Navy officers on the "Nehantic" and a barely legal age woman, 16. "How come Justice Hugo Black had an assistant like Charles Reich, who wrote "Greening of America" and "Sorcerer of Bolinas Reef" and I have all these right wingnuts?" "If the town takes Justice Souter's house in New Hampshire over eminent domain, I'll take the Fifth." Just compensation is required by the Fifth Amendment for eminent domain takings.