OJ Simpson

"I have a theory. Leslie Nielsen of Yellowknife, (so he said) Canada (now the only place in the western hemisphere in commercial diamond mining) used to be a spokesperson for sea otters. Sea otters eat abalone, abalone, one of the most lucrative markets in the tide (I once picked dulse in the Grand Manan Island, N.B., Canada, Bay of Fundy, you have to have sunshine to dry the red seaweed and its only available at certain lunar tides). The lunatic(s) sliced up OJ's wife and friend with an abalone knife for it. I was in Buffalo, NY from 1973-1975 and later would visit."