Who Should Host the Oscars?

chris-rocks-not-hosting-the-oscars-and-no-one-cares: I once worked in Coco's Plankhouse. They had an Oscar, grilled mahi-mahi fish (for the story?) with toasted almonds (for the faith?) with asparagus spears ontop (for the theatrics?) and a Hollandaise sauce ontop of it all (for the audience?). Maybe the Muppet's Swedish Chef should host the Oscars, a smorgasbord of cinema. Maybe "Dick Tracy" (the only remotely connected part of Hollywood to me, the make-up Oscar a friend got) should host them, he seems to have a handle on the history of the place, and his sister gets work like a bee was on the end of her nose.